i wish for designer cows
who stand grazing in thick green grass
they would eat off the lawn of every house
the city has a lack of cows
they have tall buildings and statues made of brass
i wish for designer cows
the lawnmowers of the city make a dreadful row
mostly black roads, grey concrete, and lots of cars
they would eat off the lawn of every house
all day long they chew, quiet as a mouse
though they do moo and fart from the arse
i wish for designer cows
the wise willy wagtail is the cow's great pal
not like the sheep who only speak baaas
they would eat off the lawn of every house
though the smell of methane is really most foul
the sight of them brings on lots of ooh ahs
i wish for designer cows
they would eat off the lawn of every house
